January 26th

The day: On January 26th, It's bad bitch day. That's right. Get yourself and your bad ass friends out and PARTY!

The birthday: If you were born on this day, you are an Aquarius. Judging by the zodiac sign for this birthday (Aquarius) You're sweet yet sassy and tend to hide your true emotions. You get jealous easy and can be clingy. You are fashionable and have pretty eyes.

Girl: Hold up. You were born on January 26th?
Girl 2: Mhm...?
Girl: WOW! You must be a pretty bad bitch!

january 22

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

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January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

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January 8

January 8th the day a beautiful pretty funny but short person is born! They are very caring and is the best person in the world but nobody knows it. They are very fine and is barely ever single. They have a very good sense of humor and will always lighten up your day. Although they might be short, they start growing slowly but surely and get even prettier! They care about about their relationships so much they get jealous if they talk to someone else.I youre born on January 8th, you’re a real one!

“Omg youre so pretty! Is your birthday January 8th”
“I love my shorty she short but fine asl i wouldn’t give the world for this January 8th baby”
“These sentences are so weird but who cares it’s all about January 8th!

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January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

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6th of January

People born on this day are legends and deserve to be given 3 Lamborghini’s, an Elon Musk cyber truck and 762 AirPods.

Wow he’s born on the 6th of January? He must be a rich legend.

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January 27

the day a beautiful, smart, and creative person has been pushed out of their mothers v a g i n a. please protect them at ALL COSTS

wow !! that girl must have been born on January 27 !! shes so pretty ahaha

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