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Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
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1)humping while still wearing clothes, commonly performed by teenagers in basements, attics, and gamerooms.
2)common practice of the haw-hurl connection after a nite in the so ill
"The haw hurl connection offers no discretion....always out dry humpin, jean fuckin on sumtin."
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70's and 80's term for women who feverishly stalk male celebrities. Groupies
Those Billie Jean kept throwing their panties on the stage.
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Alternative to a freakum dress. Can be worn by girls or gay guys.
Staci: Bitch we going clubbin' tonight.
Ashley: Hell yeah, I got my tight ass freakum jeans on.
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A slightly more subtle way to refer to getting up in someone's genital area. Basically
"Can I get up in those jeans?" = "Can I tap that ass?"
"Tell me is there any more room for me...in those jeans?" -Ginuwine ("In Those Jeans")
"Yo guess what? I just did your sister in the ass."
"Shut up bitch, that girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a 2 dollar whore. Even Ginuwine couldn't get up in those jeans."
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to treat items average Americans take for granted like someone who's been persecuted in the old time French prison system
"Keith jean valjean'd my breakfast this morning...like he hadn't eaten in 10 years."
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Billi-Jean is a woman originally from the Toronto region of Canada. She is and has been a popular and much loved internet celebrity in many venues. She is perhaps most widely recognized for her excellent blogs and journals covering homeschooling, sustainable suburban living, and her always hilarious, interesting, and poignant personal life. Common topics that she discusses are hockey, knitting, cooking, her experiences with being a vegetarian, and the hilarious stories of her family and pets. Her readership and subscribers have managed to place her blogs on many top 10 and 25 lists on a consistent basis. Her excellent photography (that accompanies her posts) also consistently turns up on the front page of Google image searches due to her popularity and high rate of linked material all across the web. Marketers regularly seek her out in an attempt to talk her into endorsing their products on her blog. She is an engineer by trade, but has chosen to be an at home mom to her two children for now. Her popularity is most likely attributed to her ability to intelligently connect people and ideas, make people laugh and cry, and create an experience that people relate to on a very personal level. Currently her personal blog is about her travels, experiences, and home in India.
Did you read Billi-Jean's post? She is so hilarious, and so right on. I can't wait for her next entry.
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