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K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.
My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some KY Jelly to add moisture.
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well i just found out about them from a friend, and i always thought they were kinda cute, but now i want to get some because well, i never know when my boyfriend wants to kiss or what not, so i figure ill get some and then he can take it off me, (id rather not have them broken, as they are cute) and then i know,
i have been to some sites and they all say its just a game, and no means no.
i think its all alot of bullshit, but people have free will, and the more they tell people its bad, the more people will wear it.
ya i will wear them, but nothing will make me have sex unless i feel ready
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internet-derived slang for "totally jealous"
person 1: I don't have to work tomorrow!
person 2: Omg, totes jelly!
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a harmless trend given sexual connotation by uninformed sensationalist reporters of the sort that exist symbiotically with the fear-based American Media Monster, and parasitically with the American public.
Mother: John, did you see that story on Fox News last night? They have concrete proof in the form of hearsay and some plastic bracelets that are little 13 year old children are having lots and lots of unprotected sex with numerous partners as we speak!
Father: Also, there could be a terrorist attack at any moment, unless we sell our souls to John Ashcroft and Karl Rove RIGHT NOW!
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Jelly Bracelets are a fashion trend started in the 80s. Also, they're considered as "sex bracelets" today but now a days they're mostly worn by goths or people who just use them as a fashion trend. I have one of each color because I like to collect the colors and I think they're really cool. People say that there's hidden meanings to them which is true but my friends and I don't even care about the meanings. But I know what EVERYONE of the colors means and if you really wanna know what they mean here it is, just scroll down:
Black-The Full Monty/Sexual Intercourse
Blue-Blowjob
Red-Lapdance
Green-On the grass
Yellow-Hug
Orange-Kiss
Purple-Girls Choice
Pink-Hickey
White-Flash what you have
Gold-Suck on any part of the body
Brown-Toss my salad
Silver-Fisting
Limegreen-Three-sum or Four-sum
Dark Blue-Hardcore sex
Light Blue-Masturbate
Indigo-Handjob/Handjob w/ blowjob
Clear-Whatever
Glittery Purple-French Kiss
Glittery Yellow-Hug & Kiss
Glittery Pink-Flash a body part
Glittery Blue-Doggy Style
Glittery Green-69
Glittery Red-POP MY CHERRY (Only worn by virgins)
Glittery Orange-Kinky Sex
Glittery Gold-Make out
Glittery Clear-Feel up OR Touch a body part
Glow in the dark Blue-Use male sex toys
Glow in the dark Pink-Use female sex toys
Glow in the dark Green/Yellow-Sex with porn
Glow in the dark Orange-7 minutes in heaven
These bracelets are involved in a game called "snap" it's where the guy breaks a bracelet off the girls wrist and they have to do it depending on the meaning but most people don't play that game. The only people that play this game are people who are sexually active. Just because girls wear them doesn't mean that they're playing the game.
Jelly bracelets can be snapped but it depends on the color that is being snapped. A girl is wearing a yellow jelly bracelet, the guy snaps it off of her wrist and she gives him a hug *that's cute*. A girl is wearing a glittery clear jelly bracelet, the guy snaps it off her wrist *PERVERT* and the girl slaps the guy across the face or demands for a new glittery clear jelly bracelet.
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busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood
I gave that bitch the jelly donut.
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this is what they mean where im from
purple-kissing
pink-peck
baby blue-whatever the girl wants
red-lapdance
black-oral sex
green-eat out
clear-what ever snapper wants
white-flash tits or dick
orange-give head
it dont mean a thin got me i just wear them for fashion a boy popped a lot of mines and i didnt do anything remember you dont have to abide by all rules and you dont have to do it if you dont want to
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