Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.

Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess

Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.

Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.

Classy Joint

A Classy Joint is an item or location that can be considered classy, spiffing, or gentlemanly. May also be considered as something nice that you approve of.

Eoin: (Chugging a beer from a chalice)
Matt: That's a Classy Joint right there.

Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.

Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?

Leaf Joint

Term for a joint with no buds, but with nothing but sucker leaves.

Duke: "You got any bud?"

Ed: "Nah but I'll smoke a leaf joint with you."

Duke: "FUCK!"

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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.

Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.

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diamond joint

a joint that seperates in the middle dividing the joint in 2 seperate tubes going outwards, then back towards eachother coming back into one tube. thus making the shape of a daimond.

man, that diamond joint really fucked us up hey? took john 3 hours to make.

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