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The large and unpleasant giz-like load the universe and its pals project onto ones face for being an unreasonable cunt. Recipients are generally skinny blonde white girls (i.e. unreasonable cunts).
Because Sheree was such an unreasonable cunt and called the cops, I'm sure she'll get a karma bukkake soon enough.
A phrase used when karma occurs immediately or shortly after the action.
Guy 1: Hey can I have some of your soda?
Guy 2: No way, it's mine!
*Opens Soda and Sprays Face*
Guy 2: Shit! I got it all over my face and new shirt
Guy 1: Haha talk about karma on the spot
to do good deeds so that in the future you can recoup its benefits
s: dude, why did you give that beggar dude some money?
t: its all karma banking man. it'll come back apples.
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the effects of homewrecking. wreaking havoc all over one’s features. Also known as payback face. A once good looking person who, after becoming a homewrecker turns into an ugy hag.See the once fetching Claire Danes and Tori Spelling. Another perfect example is Denise Richards.
Girl: " what ever happened to Tori Spelling?"
Girl#2: " oh she stole some girls husband, and now she looks like a foot...thats what stealing another womens husband will get ya.. karma face"
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The act of clipping every coupon and leaving them near the item in the store for others to use. The good Karma is returned when others start practicing Coupon Karma as well.
Wife: Greg, why was your shopping trip so long?
Husband: Sorry, I had a ton of coupons that I had to leave around the store. Just practicing Coupon Karma.
Wife: Your an idiot.
Husband: Actually, I found a $2 coupon for your tampons...you're welcome.
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The idea that karma (or some form of redemption) can be obtained by arguing points against racism, violence, sexuality, and morality on the internet. People that believe in this generally seek to improve their own conscience and appear to hold high moral values on a strictly online-basis. They do not, however, act on many of their opinions in real life.
These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed “offensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets “Internet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.
Josh: Well, at least now less jobs will get outsourced to Japan.
Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*
Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."
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The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
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