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The worst and best energy drink ever made it tastes really bad but is almost adictive
Did you bring any Kong strong
Nah sorry couldn't find anyou
Oh well it taste like shit
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1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa
2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly
3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag
1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!
2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!
3:
DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*
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A bowel movement of near biblical proportions.
Usually displaces all water in victimized bowl.
A galaxy beyond any standard 2 or 3 flusher.
Man, I scarfed a couple of those jumbo dogs and a couple of beers at the track.
Later we split a vegetable pizza and some more beers.
That combination produced a classic Kong shit!
When I looked in the bowl,fuck, no water... just shit!
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Kiddy Kong is a member of the Kong Family (see Donkey Kong), and first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 3. His strange design (feet! Inconsistent size!) alienated many fans and led to the death of the "Country"-Series for 14 years. Luckily, it was the last appearance of Kiddy Kong, aside for an insignificant cameo as part of a spirit in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Gus: Man, remember when Funky threw Kiddy Kong away at the start of DKC3?
Fred: He had the right instincts.
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a unit of dry measurement approximately equal to one cup.
Hey Mario, how much flour does this recipe call for?
- About 2 donkey kongs, but don't use too much!
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A name for a very large, normally Italian, penis.
"Whoa, Bill has a Donkey Kong!"
OR
"Have you seen that Bill has a DK!?"
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