Last Jedi'd

Make it seem like something is going to happen when in fact the exact opposite will happen.

damn, you last jedi'd that bitch.

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The Last Unicorn

When a male can't satisfy a female sexually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. She then, rides the bump on his forehead until completion.

Tom couldn't get Stacy off the other night. So she knocked his ass out and rode The Last Unicorn.

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Last of us

Awwww. Well that is just heartwarming and tragic. Love it.

Hym "Ha! Gay! Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam "Hehehehehehehehe. Yeah, that's funny. The last of us is good. I like this show."

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last level

The last task before the beating of a video game.

Shit man I'm at the last level of Ocarina and I'm shitting my pants right now!

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last name

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

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Last Shots

it is the name of a vet from a wars funeral because they usually give them the 20 gun solute

Noun

"I was just at my Grandfather's Last Shots it got pretty emotional"

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Last Number

Noun
Adjective

Abbreviated to LN
The most expensive or biggest you can possibly get
Whether its a burger or a car or tshirt

The last number is the top of the pile, it's maximum, the highest you can get or go

gGuy : "hmm, entry level is 20bucks. Nah nah, I'll buy me the Last Number for 100"

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