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If you want to be a good liberal, here's what you have to believe.
The words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance are Congress establishing a religion.
A cross on an isolated mountaintop is Congress establishing a religion.
All descendents of slave and conquistadors are downtrodden and oppressed, an unable to find meaningful work. To help them, we must raise taxes on working people and give the poor folks entitlements.
The police are able to protect all citizens from Pachucos and other criminals, so we should repeal the Second Amendment.
Amos 'n' Andy is a very bad show and you should never watch it. If you watch it, you will have an irresistable urge to put on a bed sheet and lynch some guys of color.
All guns are intrinsically bad. A gun sitting in a bureau draw is able to go off and shoot people.
Straight white males are the cause of all America's trouble, so we should raise their taxes.
Quean Hillary knows what is best for me, so I should vote for her.
It takes a village to raise a child. But no Christians or straight white males should live in that village.
All children are wards of the state.
A diverse workforce is better than a skilled workforce.
A diverse student body is better than a literate and diligent student body.
The best man for the job is a woman.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Stuckney the Soccer Mom is a liberal. She exercised her constitional rights by aborting a male fetus. She wants Quean Hillary to take things away from her and raise her taxes.
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1."any" politician
2.Donkey raping shit eaters like all politicians.
3.fuck off ya donkey raping shit eaters
how would YOU like to suck my balls Mr.Garrison?
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In a nutshell, the belief that the world is more important than any one nation, that individuals are more important than any group, and that it is the duty of those with much to give to those who have little. See also what every UD editor is.
In a non-political context, liberal just means "a lot"
Don't be afraid to get liberal with the bullets: we've got way too many as it is. Just spray n' pray!
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Modern liberalism in America is simply not true liberalism. it is actually closer to statism. Statism is the idea that the state should control and regulate aspects of life. Liberalism, in its originally intended form, as described by Henry Thoreau, is exactly the same as modern conservatism. Conservatism in the United States is the conservation of the Founding Father's liberalism, classical liberalism. modern liberalism is simply statism and socialism.
"...liberalism is a misnomer for the liberals. If we were back in the days of the Revolution, so-called conservatives today would be the Liberals and the liberals would be the Tories." -Ronald Reagan
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Jerks who will censor you if you speak against them or dissent from their viewpoint one iota.
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If you speak against liberals watch your free speech vanish before your very eyes.
Liberals are jerks who practice the worst,most despicable,most dangerous type of censorship.
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1. People who are really annoying and always seem to think that they want you to hear there views. On every topic. All the time. They are very serious about their politics but don't realize that nobody cares about their horribly mundane lives going to conventions and wearing political t-shirts.
Random Liberals: George Bush is a criminal.
Me: I dont really like him but shut the fuck up anyways.
Random Liberals: Lets give more money to the poor and impeach the President.
Me: *stabs them and walks away*......just killed some more liberals.
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A girl that doesn't or refuses to wear a bra underneath clothing, for whatever reason. A girl that isn't wearing a bra because the type of dress or top that she's wearing doesn't permit for one. This is usually obvious to the people around her.
Lily Allen is a faithful liberator. Does she even own a bra?
Some girls should not liberate man..they simply don't have the right boobs for that.
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