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UCD Library

A place of academic research excellence with an alleged tragic history where an ISF modmin took liberties with himself in the humanities section.

Does anyone know why this page hasn't been moderated in the last week?

The modmin is off wanking in the UCD Library

by cuntiessmaximus August 4, 2024


Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 May 2, 2018


Library Basement

The first floor of the law school at the University of Denver. However, because the entrance to the library is on the second floor, the 1st floor of the library is the "basement." a.k.a. the silent level.

1: You studying at home today?
2: No, lawbrary, silent level.
1: Ahhh, the library basement?

by XcvX16 December 5, 2011


I won a humongous poop in the library

Something only an idiot would say.

I won a humongous poop in the library

by The boredom guy March 4, 2024


Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021


public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 7, 2023


Library Nazi

A librarian who is strict and hot tempered.

Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"

by Posh-Yoshi Spleventy-Five November 5, 2014