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only used when talking about time. instead of "quarter till" meaning 15 minutes till, it's "literal quarter till" meaning 25 minutes till
Bob: How much longer till class is over?
Gary: We've got a literal quarter till.
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“Don’t ss my shit”
*ss my shit*
Me: you’re a literal asshole
Him: you’re welcome
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The sentence said by Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine ( Jake makes the criminals sing )
It is better than original version lol jk
Jake : Now number five!
Criminal 5 : I never wanna hear you say
All : I want it that way
Jake : Ahh chills, literal chills
That girl : It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Jake : oH mY GoD, I forgot that part.
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Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.
Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.
When you're watching porn or something else you dont want people seeing, and you hear someone coming, so you need to Google literally anything else, but you panic and can't think of anything, so you actually Google "Literally anything else"
My dad was really confused on why I had Google'd "Literally anything else, but after a minute he said goodnight and went to bed. So I went back to watching porn.
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Often used when your freind or some guy in a xbox party tries to get you to do something but you say no
Guy 1:ayo bro lets hop on warzone
Guy 2:nah i dont feel like it
Guy 1:if you dont your literally hitler
Guy 2 looks like im hitler than
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