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That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"
"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."
A slurry of spit, piss, and semen smeared all over a person’s face to shame and degrade them.
Wow she had a full Load of McConnell all over her face.
When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.
Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!
A pet name for a sticky Load Wearing Whore!
My wife was a lot more fun when she was just my Load Wearer!
The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.
*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.
Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.
When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.
"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."