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A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.
Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney
Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?
More commonly known as "high-beams" or "brights" headlights on a vehicle, they were originally invented to give drivers better visibility while driving at night. On the contrary, they gain the nickname "lonely lights" due to the fact that when one flips them on at night, 90% of the time, a vehicle will immediately appear coming the opposite direction, (forcing you to turn them right back off,) thus not making you so lonely anymore.
Steve tried over and over in the rain to turn on his lonely lights to see better, but time after time, people just kept appearing on the road and his efforts were in vain.
When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing
Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever
its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.
DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage
When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting
I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.
Someone who likes their own facebook post, because no one else will.
Either indicative of a strong personality unashamed to forge against the crowd, or of having no friends.
"You liked your own facebook comment. Who does that?"
"I'm a Lone Liker, and I will create an entry for this on urban dictionary to prove that that's actually a thing."