Lonely tomato

When someone leaves a turd in the toilet without flushing

Dude, that's one if the smelliest lonely tomatoes ever

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.

Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

Lone mando

An absolute G. Amazing cosplayer

That’s a real lone mando