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Absolute utter garbage. Most likely worse than prison food.
Typically served:
Pizza with too much sauce
Frozen milk
Fried Green Beans
And deserts that cost about 5 dollars extra, usually a melted ice cream sandwich,
Eww, this looks like School Lunch . I would rather eat jizz!
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A feeling of laziness following a large lunch where your failure to eat moderately results in a complete failure of will power.
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Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.
fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"
Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."
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A social meal enjoyed in the middle of the night. Less formal than a regular dinner, yet more sexually productive than a mid-day lunch, the midnight lunch makes for the perfect compromise offered to a booty-call desiring a meal and a public appearance, yet not deserving of prime-time pricing.
Since most fine restaurants are closed at this time, one can get away with treating their date to an economical meal at Denny's or a taco shop while appearing to be the victim of circumstance, rather than just cheap.
"Hey Steve, Boquisha was telling her girls you two went out on a date last Tuesday, is that true?"
-Clarence
"Hardly, she came over and we went in the jacuzzi and did our thing. I got hungry after so I decided to treat her to a midnight lunch at Bennigans."
- Steve
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"Hey baby, I saw you were online, thought you might be up for a little swim and a midnight lunch..."
-Boy
"Sounds good, I love Denny's ranch dressing, do you have a wifebeater I can borrow? I lost my swimsuit.."
-Girl
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Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.
Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.
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Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.
Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!
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When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.
Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!
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