Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

Green m&m

That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr

Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
#hshahahwheh

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

Peanut M&M

The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.

Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.

White M&M

An uncommon prank that utilizes placing an M&M in yours or someone else’s anus to remove the coloring from the outside of the candy, which would leave a white coding. Then the person who wants to prank would use the candy to fool an unsuspecting person into eating the M&M.

Wow. I had no idea a White M&M existed! May I try it?

m m m mid

no its not.

m m m mid

no.

m&m backshots

When you're doing a girl from behind and you start throwing m&ms at the back of her head.

"My grandma is pissed at me because I wouldn’t stop giving her m&m backshots last night"

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