Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

Green m&m

That fucking m&m makes me so fucking enebdnjejejsnenwnwnsnna i just wanna dhehehhehrhehr

Pov me when green m&m cums: heheheiejendbdbdndnndkd
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m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

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penis m&m

Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

M&M Sweats

Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.

Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.

M&M Squad

Gay People With A Shit Kink

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