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Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011


Booboo magnets

Shoes that easily pick up doodoo/poop/dookie/shit

Damn bruh you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in the house

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 3, 2021


meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.

damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.

by p-low July 21, 2010


dyke magnet

A hairstyle or form of fashion that attracts lesbians.

Lisa, your new short hairdo is a dyke magnet.

by Junior1010 February 6, 2014


Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016


grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006


hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 September 27, 2015