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somone who has more than 2 shits a day
peter you "SHIT MAKER" thats the 4th shit today
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When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.
Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.
Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.
~Friend-Maker
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extend sex in males by ( calling cadence ) a chant that is sung softly:
Ok honey 7 long strokes ( rest count 3). Ok honey 5 sucks (rest 4 counts). softly count 1...7 one,two,three.
WOW 10 short strokes NOW, rest one, two, three, four, Kiss, kiss, kiss. Kiss my pace maker.....
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a mans penis when it sperms in the vagina
i love playing with my baby maker
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A person who refuses to make you a sandwich, even though you asked them too
Hey, make me a sandwich.
No.
But you are usually making them
MAKE YOUR OWN GODDAMN SANDWICH
This bitch be a sandwich maker.
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Slapping someone, specifically an attractive person, on the ass quickly after they walk by you.
I gave the new girl at work the money maker after she passed me in the hallway.
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One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.
Look at that boy over there...oh wait...he looks like a cookie maker. Nevermind.
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