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Lovely long-haired blonde girl, known to be extremely innocent, she reveals herself when she is comfortable enough with said person, she shows herself to be kind and she stores many emotions to herself, SHES SO CUTE, DON'T MAKE HER SUFFER.
Maria: Enfim
Maria: uhum
Maria: Ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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a foul she-wog chick. easily told apart from the rest of society by their twitchy stuck up demeanor, a face caked full of makeup especially dark eye makeup, skanky straightened hair, huge proboscis. generally pug-fugly, but their male counterparts, aka MARIO's or GINO's tend to froth on them.
Mario: Ooh ma fuckin god 'bro! Check out 'dose two Marias over dere.
Gino: Shut the gates, Uleh!
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A hoe who dates multiple guys at once
See that girl with the 2 guys thats a maria
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The girl that probably will die because of laughter. And also the girl that will stay calm until her craziness will show up.
No one:
Not even the bug:
Maria: 28 stAb WOuNdS
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on her most drunken hour she says she loves me the mostest
her honesty and awesome aura is what i always notice.
since its her birthday, you'll hear em say
"maria maria you gotta see her" :D
everywhere she goes, she is serenaded - even by the hoes!
Ode to you my friend,
let your party have no end!
the best example would be a very very drunk maria on her birthday and might i add a fine drunk she is!
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THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY THE BIG GAY
maria is the big gay
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1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.
2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.
Person 1. "A maria ate my baby"
Person 2. "I'd tap that maria"
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