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(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money
Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.
If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.
When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
When Marylanders or daring out of state people put old bay seasoning on their partner with boring sex life and lick it up.
Steven dared Sarah ,who was out of state, to do the Maryland hot bae. Took her abit to get used to when he heavily seasoned the meat but enjoyed it when he licked it off her tits.
Maryland is a Greek YouTuber most known for her Vlog videos.
Vlogmas is a video series showcasing Maryland's everyday life during the holiday season.
A total shithole where anyone who is Asian or LGBT won’t go a year without having a hate crime on them.
I heard Bob Chen got murdered by some heroin addict who hated Asians. Probably should’ve stayed out of Maryland.
The Old Line State. Maryland is a Mid-Atlantic state known for crabs, the Ravens, and the Chesapeake Bay. The state can be divided into 3. In the West are Conservatives that can be mistaken for being part of West Virginia. In the East are Conservatives of the Delmarva Peninsula. In the middle are the liberals of Baltimore and the D.C. suburbs. In presidential elections, Maryland is a safe democratic state. It has voted Democratic in every election since 1992. Maryland gives 10 electoral votes to the winner.
Maryland is the Old Line State.