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A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants
Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat
When a person from Massachusetts says they're gay, they sleep with everyone regardless of gender to make themselves feel better about being a slut.
Bob- Did she just reealy sleep with 5 people in a day I thought she was gay?
Jim- oh ya she's massachusetts gay
The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.
Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.
Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield
Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
One of the worst states to live in
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.
Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important
"That Rachel girl is such a Mary Sue but, it makes sense because she's from massachusetts.