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When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.
Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.
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When a female woman (with a cooder) makes out with a male fucking dude (with a penis) who also happens to have a mustache. The feeling of one mustached partner kissing another is relative to a massage on the upper inner lip of the other partner. Very exotic & rare.
Dude, my girlfriend loves a good mustache massage.
Whats up babe, you like mustache massages?
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to massage the snatch.
"wesley gave me the best snatch massage last night"
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another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.
if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.
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Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.
Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"
Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"
Patron: "moderate to heavy!"
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Located in Big Sur, California, the Esalen Institute has become synonymous with fantastic, relaxing massage and bodywork. Esalen massage is characterized by a personal approach, including the use of intuition, long strokes, integration of multiple modalities and in the process creating a tapestry of structured touch that many people believe to be the greatest form of bodywork on earth. Listen to Michael Benghiat music in the esalen massage DVD.
After Carla won the competition for the new advertising account, she was hit by another car on the way home. Feeling stressed-out, she called up Tom and scheduled an esalen massage for the next morning. The next day, after her esalen massage, she called her friend Emily and said, you've got to have an esalen massage -- it's the greatest thing I've ever done for myself.
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1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.
2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.
Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?
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