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Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.
The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.
What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?
Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
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adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.
Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.
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A phrase which has no particular meaning. Commonly used as a meme.
The phrase comes from Adrijus Bee AKA Adrijus08, a simple but odd misinterpretation of the song ‘In My Room’ by Frank Ocean whilst in the back of a friends car. The true lyrics of which he was trying to interpret were “…no sleeper seats, that’s a mattress”.
The entire video was a video filmed by Joel Long AKA minigod802, it was a daily video that would include Ryan, Adrijus & Joel, where they would say “LAAAHD” an odd but interesting way to keep memories of being in the back of Cody’s car (as it was only that year they would be in that car after school).
The phrase resurfaced as Ryan Monty AKA Paulie__Dee rewatched the video and found the phrase that Adrijus said quite amusing. This lead to Ryan saying the phrase frequently and making an inside joke, nowadays the phrase is said by millions across the world, including celebrities like: Drake, Taylor Swift, The Weeknd, Joji, The Burger King mascot etc.
Person 1: “C Sectioned A Mattress”
Person 2: “The fuck?”
Person 3: “Bro think he Fintan or Sheamus”
A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.
“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”
“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”
The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress
Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.
“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”
to temporarily or permanently change one's sexual preference
ie: a straight girl says, "I'd definitely flip my mattress for her!"
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