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To ejaculate in your pants without any prior physical stimulation.
She was so hot, I maxxed my pants.
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adv. phrase. All the way. In drinking, consume a whole keg. In sex, go to home plate. In parties, dance and drink and throw up.
John pushed that keg to the max.
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Cancer, autism, and AIDS in one single human being.
My name's max!
I wanna fucking kill myself
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To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.
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Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast
Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!
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Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.
Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max
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