To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.
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Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast
Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!
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Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.
Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max
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to be heavily under the influence of an illegal substance, in particular marijuana.
e.g stoned, bent, smashed etc.
"yeh man.... MaXXed as hell..."
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a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.
He's so sweet! but he can be such a jerk! what a max.
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A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.
GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.
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