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The sweetest, most original girl. She has such a sweet smile and a kind heart. Her intentions are pure and she’ll leave an imprint on your life. With her goals and ambitions being unmatched, she can be somewhat intimidating to men that aren’t used to a woman of her magnitude. She’s adventurous, funny, loyal, faithful, and she’ll make you smile even when you don’t want to.
Aye bro, I can’t make it I’m taking Mercedes out tonight
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A white middle-aged mom who drives around in a mercedes that her husband paid for. They can’t pay for it because theyre middle class but they bought in anyway because they want to look as rich as possible
Dude... why whould you want to go to derek’s? His mom is a mercedes mom
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The act of getting high, becoming horny, and then pussy popping and not sharing
"Girl, I can't go out tonight. Imma get some edibles and have me a dirty Mercedes!"
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An over priced German SUV targeted to wealthy middle aged house wives who constantly are always texting, picking their spoiled kids up from school, and spending their husbonds money on clothes
Look at her mom in her Mercedes ML350. I know, why cant her spoiled kids ride the bus like everybody else?
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The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
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A car maufacturer that makes luxurious cars and also fast ones too. Though the're cars are getting shittier every year, we love the old school ones, the old ones, with the convertible, leather, and a great queality. Mercedes was bought by Chrysler (don't believe those ass holes who say merceds bought chrysler cause it is a lie and the fact is chrysler bought mercedes benz).
mercedes-benz rocks...
Chrysler rocks....
Dodge rocks.....
Jeep rocks......
Ford sucks ass.......
GM sucks ass........
Toyota sucks ass....
Honda sucks ass.....
Ferrari rocks.....
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