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A bunch of partying alcoholics
Them fuckers can drink like they're from Ludington Michigan
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A hairstyle found in many Detroit suburbs that came into fashion in the 1980s and never seemed to have left.
Luann's Michigan Bangs are so big I'm surprised she can get through the door without ucking!
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When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.
A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.
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The greatest college ever created. Magic Johnson, Jason Richardson, and Biggie Munn attended this great college.
Michigan State is better than Michigan, as Ann Arbor is an outhouse.
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(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.
(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.
(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.
State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."
UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."
State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."
UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"
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A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.
Wolverine fan-OMG W3 F00KING ROCK!111
Any other NCAA fan-....
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A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.
In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.
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