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A group of hard ass cunts, meet up typically on Fridays and do mental stuff such as ice skating. Members range from cool to dopey, get pissed very often.
Abbie: Yo dudes, going to the rad mini eggs meetup this Friday, shartimus providing the drinks, right?
Shartimus: Ummmm, Ye, sure. MINI EGGS NATION WE STAND TALL!
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A TV show that only lasted one season, the equivalent of watching thirteen episodes of 22:xx minutes in six hours.
"Action" was a great Hollyweird TV production but you can watch the whole run in a single evening like it was a mini-series.
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The favorite article of clothing for a true slut. A mini skirt allows easy access to the sluts pussy and ass.
often the slut won't even wear panties.
Last night Kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. Even though shes 54 years old she has sexy legs and a great ass. She got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald pussy and tight ass. She ended up letting 3 different college boys fuck her right in the rest room. She begged them to use her married cunt and ass and to fill her with hot cum. They called her a slut and whore as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty fuckholes.
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A miniture version of yourself.
No description. See above.
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A a 40 year old Hispanic man who whilst shopping at co-op with his family, was singled out by Jill Hudson (terrorist). He was then kidnapped and was tortured, abused and violated countless times, he cracked under the pressure causing him to have a stroke. Due to him being born with twice the amount of chromosomes of the average person, his vocal chords did not mature, and so he sounds like an 8 year old. After multiple strokes he began to suffer intense stutters before every word. Morgan Hudson seeing the opportunity to have another character in his videos, took advantage of him into being in all of his videos, and was threatened with additional beating by bald Martin if he did not comply . And while his personality may seem upbeat in Morgan’s videos, he off camera is depressed, spends his spare time cursing the Hudson family and dreaming of being once again, with his family. (A wife, 3 kids, a dog, and his wife’s boyfriend)
Person 1: damn did you see mini morgz in the latest video he looked depressed and tired.
Person 2: yeah he is like that all the time off camera, I saw him the other day when bald Martin beat him in co-op for not getting him a ham sandwich
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The process of rubbing cinnamon and brown sugar onto the outside of a gaped asshole and letting another member rim it.
Jessie: “Hey Helena do you want to rub cinnamon and sugar on my sphincter”
Helena: “I’d kill to rub it on your gaped ass”
Jessie: “Thanks kitten, maybe while your at it you can rim me after and complete the mini-donut”
One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)
But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.
On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.
Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.
Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.