text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")

Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.

mother mole

very bad virgin plays rust and does other bad stuff quote of his life time 90 rush no stop. Eats curry from Tesco not even from a restrant very beta move. Lives next to fetcham tandoria.

oh that guy is not very good he just p90 rush must be a mother mole

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

Mole language

In French class if you don’t know a word say *insert mole language*
This is commonly followed up by IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE

Excuse moi les elves what does jemappelle mean
Insert mole language
IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE!
Ok class I now have depression

vagina mole

A Crazed individual who likes to burrow himself/herself deep within the vagina and stay there for a period of time.

I vagina moled that poon last night.

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nigger mole

It's a little mole located on the neck.

Hey look at that kids nigger mole.

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