text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

mother mole

very bad virgin plays rust and does other bad stuff quote of his life time 90 rush no stop. Eats curry from Tesco not even from a restrant very beta move. Lives next to fetcham tandoria.

oh that guy is not very good he just p90 rush must be a mother mole

Doogie Mole

An indestructible mole that resides on the chin

He thought his doogie mole had gone for good but against all odds, it returned.

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

Mole language

In French class if you don’t know a word say *insert mole language*
This is commonly followed up by IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE

Excuse moi les elves what does jemappelle mean
Insert mole language
IM A MOLE IM A BLOODY MOLE!
Ok class I now have depression

vagina mole

A Crazed individual who likes to burrow himself/herself deep within the vagina and stay there for a period of time.

I vagina moled that poon last night.

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nigger mole

It's a little mole located on the neck.

Hey look at that kids nigger mole.

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