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Word used for people who come from an area of Bolton Lancashire, most of them are brain dead morons. Have no dress sense, drink to much, thick as fuck, drop outs and fuck wits. Northern thick twats.
Where you from, Oh your a tonge mong.
When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate
What did you do last night
(Fish mong)
Having sex with someone who suffers from a serious lack of intelligence/character judgement/personal hygiene.
Dude, he was so desperate he went for a Mong-Boggle. Her IQ was 67 and she smelled of old-people.
Similar to stoner but more stupid.
He forgot my birthday! The fucking pot mong!
Excessive / unnecessary disabled parking spaces - often used by the morbidly obese and those with (COPD) smokers lung.
Bloody mong parking - that guy got out of his car into his motorized wheelchair and ate a family size pork pie, a supersize bag of chips and smoked a few cigarettes.
A simple minded man with a jovial spirit. Lacks Intelligence and social skills.
"Is that a monkey?" ...
"Shut up you speccy mong"
Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"