Electric Moose

The act of attaching electrodes to someone ass cheeks. The person who has the electrodes attached to their ass spreads their ass cheeks. Another person then charges full speed ahead, with their hands on their head mimicking moose antlers. They then proceed to ram their hands, and head up the other person's ass.

What did you do today?

I ran out of shotgun shells, so I electric moosed my girlfriend.

Moose Killa

A bro that slays moose and if it's not moose it's pussy.

This guy at work is a total moose killa.

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

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Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl

Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose

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Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

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moose crew

Abercrombie & Fitch employees, because the moose logo is on every item in the store.

Drew: Hey weren't you with your friends from Abercrombie last night?
Anna: Yeah, I was chillin' with the moose crew.

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Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*