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Awesome people. Just awesome. They are awesome friends and get married to each other because they are mormon and they can! They are also pretty scene. But that's just what people tell them.
Darren and kates are so Mormon!
I wish I were Mormon, I want to be cool like Daren and Kates!
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To screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the Mormon faith.
"Did you guys get kinky last night?"
"Nah, she's a Mormon, so we just Mormonized."
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Also known as: Happiness;Family;Eternal Love, exc.
If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:
"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."
Joseph Smith (A Mormon Convert and founder), myself (Born a Mormon)....and maybe even you.
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People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.
Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called.
Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does
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A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.
Mormons are the worst. They keep coming to my house trying to make me be a member of their cult.
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Founders of Salt Lake City, pioneers, The kindest people ever, Founders of BYU, The College of relationships.
I went to watch the Mormon Tabernacle Choir preform yesterday
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People who can’t do this list of things:
1. Drink coffee
2. Drink Alcohol
3. Drink Tea
4. Do drugs
5. Masturbate
6. Sex Outside of Marriage
7. Watch Porn
8. Say Curse Words
Dylan: Wanna Smoke?
Jacob: Can’t the Mormon law states no drugs
Dylan: Fucking Mormons!!!
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