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mormon

although they're weird everything and everyone affiliated w/ napoleon dynamite so i guess they're ok.

Jon heder is mormon, and no he didn't die!

by Ranger Rimjob March 22, 2005

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mormon

Mormons are by definition the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and since i am one i can give the truth. blacks were allowed to hold the divine power as you stated or priest hood but we did not give it to many until most racial prejudice subsided. think of it if you did not like african americans and they had somthing in a church that you didnt you might get mad at that church. second we do belive in three levels of heaven and no hell, if you sined you go to a sort of pergetory for punishment then you get to move on to heaven. we do not have any affiliation with polygamy what so ever. joseph smith did not steal the gold plates, joseph smith did not see the religion out of a hat, what really happened is joseph smith read James: chapter verse 5 which say if you have a question ask god and hell give you the answer so he did, he found out that all religions had partial truth but not all of it and he was chosen to bring about gods full church to the earth. he was latter visited by an angel which showed him were the gold plates were and a translating device that worked by faith. since no one at that time had enough faith to read it he was the only one. the gold plates contained the book of mormon. a history of the people of jared(the people that fled from the tower of babel)and a history of the people of lehi. it is not any way shape or form added to the bible but it is its own book.

if you find a mormon they are usually nice people who are willing to help you.

mormons are nice people and love to help

by stephensc237 March 8, 2006

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Mormon

Mormons are very awesome people that are really nice.
We DO NOT believe green jello is a sacred food. Who in the heck came up with that??
Oh yeah, we say things like, oh my heck, oh my gosh etc.

mormon: OH MAH HECK

by meowmormoncool January 5, 2010

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mormon

Awesome people. Just awesome. They are awesome friends and get married to each other because they are mormon and they can! They are also pretty scene. But that's just what people tell them.

Darren and kates are so Mormon!
I wish I were Mormon, I want to be cool like Daren and Kates!

by apfoenaf November 17, 2005

72๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mormon

Also known as: Happiness;Family;Eternal Love, exc.

If you truly} are seeking out the true church of the Lord our savior remember this:

"If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him."

Joseph Smith (A Mormon Convert and founder), myself (Born a Mormon)....and maybe even you.

by MrsMandi December 11, 2006

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mormon

People who go to The Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints on Sunday's. Also a religion that no one understands, well unless they're a mormon, then they might.

Person A - What's this religion, Mormon or whatever it's called.
Person B - I really have no idea, I don't think anybody does

by An Irregular Person August 2, 2006

58๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mormon

A religious extremist cult. That thrives on abstaining from anything that is enjoyable. If you are not part of their cult, they treat you like an animal and attempt to convert you. Even if you are a member, and you make a "mistake" they never look at you the same. They think they are right and everyone else is wrong and evil. Fuck them.

Mormons are the worst. They keep coming to my house trying to make me be a member of their cult.

by Mormons can die May 20, 2019

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