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Good morning

this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day

Good morning sweetheart

by Noel369 March 27, 2021

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning fatty

1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood

1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty

by Bonj January 31, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning dew

1. The dew on the grass outside of course; 2. When a woman awakens in a moist or aroused state; 3. When a woman awakens with "dew" on her "grass."; 4. What happens when you didn't do a good enough job the night before.

1. "You might want to wear your boots if you go over there, cause Linda has morning dew."

2. Sheila moaned, "Come to back to bed, Wes. I have morning dew."

by yomammas February 19, 2003

281๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning o's

Orgasms in the morning (best enjoyed during sex, with another person).

I got into work late, but flushed and giddy, after my boyfriend insisted on having morning o's.

by Renee March 30, 2004

79๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning wood

Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.

TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.

DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!

by JSF87 June 14, 2011

499๐Ÿ‘ 221๐Ÿ‘Ž


morning sausage

(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning

Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock

by Vag Pounder November 18, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 5, 2010

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