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A hoodish city. Where the outcasts from NYC and Yonkers reside. Their sports teams are really BIG. Like REALLY big. TYhe players are jacked up! ugh Mamaroneck Cross Country always loses to their boys! All-County was held there once...never again.
Holy crap are you serious. That Mt Vernon guy just shot that dude in the head and nobody even looked!!!! Holy Moses-honey get in the car and hide your Jewelery!!
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Growing bedroom community just outside Music City, USA in Tennessee. Situated between J. Percy Priest Lake and Old Hickory Lake in West Wilson County, it features hills, trees, rednecks, and farm animals. (Perhaps not the best match up imaginable!)
Also known as the home of Charlie Daniels, southern rock & country music icon.
We moved to Mount Juliet to escape the streetlights, then found out the neighbors ran a kennel and a chicken farm!
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Located in Burlington, Ontario Canada this is one massive mountain. It is not that tall but don't let that fool you, it pretty damn big. Famous for eating and vomiting erasers. If you plan on visiting Mt. weber, prepare for severe sweating and a vile smell.
My god! Mount Weber is about to erupt! ......and what is that smell?
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A tiny ass town about 20 mi. west of Madison, Wisconsin its full of ultra religious hicks, stoners and normal hicks, and about 5% is somewhat tolerable. Most of the teachers at the high school are fucking stupid, along with the she-man vice-principal, in fact most of the people are fucking stupid. It is considered to have a good school district but that is only because statistics lie, and 98% of the people there are middle class White Christians, and the enter school district has 5 Jews and 10 black people. FFA, Future Farmers Association is by far the largest group there. It is also the Troll capital of the country and has about 10 wooden carved trolls around town along with an over abundance of antique shops and restaurants that change every year and a half.
Mount Horeb is such a shitty place to live.
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The "local" term for the Michigan city, Mount Pleasant. Home of Central Michigan University that also occupies 5 police departments- Tribal, CMU, Isabella County, City and State. Known for "parties", few of which are any good, unless attended at Lexington. The center of Michigan, also known for its slutty college students, many of whom flunk and then begin attending Mid Michigan Community College. Most of it's youth are not actually from Mount Peezy, but rather the surrounding villages.
Douche from Oil City: Dude, I heard there's a sweetass party at Copper Beech!
Douche from Shepherd: Dude, I'm not partyin' in Mount Peezy tonight. My Tempo won't make it. Come down here, we're partyin' at Douche bag #3's pole barn!
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When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."
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Lucy: "Can you believe my husband? He just went hunting and now he wants a European mount."
Amanda: "Oh dear...well you better have a light meal and run to the store for some lube."
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