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Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”
“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”
“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.
Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.
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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece
Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.
When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you
“Katie is doing the finger moustache, you know what that means😏”
When a man cums inside a women and she then squirts it back on or in his mouth.
Didn't expect my wife to give me a milk moustache last night, it was a bit salty.