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After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.
Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?
During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.
I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.
A Straight guy who has had anal but not Vaginal sex who claims he’s still a Virgin
Chad: I’m actually a virgin
Anna: HAVENT you had anal?
Chad: yeah but I’m still a virgin cuz I haven’t had sex like in a girls pussy.. I’m saving myself for the right girl
Anna: oh so you’re a muddy virgin
When there’s poop in a girls asshole while you’re giving anal.
I was hitting this girl in the asshole and she shit a little so I gave hut a muddy dungeon.
a muddy toot is essentially a shart
If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.
the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.
A beatnik expression from the 1950's. A muddy splash is a cup of coffee.
give me a muddy splash.