When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.
1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.
Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.
It's much more than just manning up, but it's manning up with your dignity on the line.
1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.
"Just a trim today?"
"No I think I'll do the anti-mullet."
To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,
That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet