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The hairstyle that is the arch-enemy of the beloved mullet. It is short in the back, long on the sides, and with massive bangs in the front.
"Just a trim today?"
"No I think I'll do the anti-mullet."
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.
To pepper spray anyone with a mullet,
That hillbilly went nuts, cops came and you knew what was going to happen,, Seasoning the mullet
Business on the top, party of the bottom. This allows you to appear professional on a business video call without having to wear pants or shoes.
Jim wore his clothing mullet to work because he could only be seen from the waist up - and he wanted to be comfortable.
1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .
2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.
I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!
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When someone passes out, you might take a fat poo then rub some all over the back of their neck, thus giving them a turd mullet.
Zach woke up smelling rank after Pete gave him a turd mullet.