cock munch

1) noun. a homosexual or annoying person.
2) verb. to eat penis, perhaps for a living.

1) Jimmy was such a cock-munch that he decided to buy 500 swedish gurkins.
2) Bob cock-munched his way all the way to alabama.

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munch rug

eat hairy pussy

i want to munch rug.

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monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

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munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

Moob Munching

The act of munching a moob (man + boob)

Roy is moob munching Andy

Munched out

The last step of the munchies.

Steps of the munchies
1. Aquire the munchies
2. Munch out
3. Being to full to eat anymore aka. "Munched Out"