exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.

I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

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mushroom tea

Tea made from "Magic Mushrooms" that causes one to hallucinate or "Trip".

Let's trip on some mushroom tea.

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mushroom top

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.

Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?

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mushroom tip

the 'head' of a dick; dickhead; tip of a penis; penis-tip; the cap of a shroom

I didn't know she had the GI Joe, kung-fu grip

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mushroom forest

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.

Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.

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Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

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Mushroom Village

-A hidden village in Japan
-Run buy Ninjas wearing rice paddy hats painted with spots on top to camouflage in forest
- All people live in a giant mushroom which glows in the dark
-Millions of fire flies are located in the village
-A traditional night festival happens every 200 years when shooting stars fall from the sky
-The only location in the planet with countless amount of stars every night
-Common enemies were Samurai clans, Bandits, Other ninja clans.
-Common weapons used to protect village from invaders are Sticks, poison needle blow guns, Katanas, Poison smoke bombs, Kunais, Farming tools, etc.

Legend says that these people and there mushroom villages are extinct cause samurai clans wiped them all out. Or did they?

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