hobo breath

Breath that smells like alcohol and cigarettes.

After a long night of drinking and smoking, Brent had pretty bad hobo breath.

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Hobo freight

A non trademarked version of the name Harbor freight. Coined by Derek, creator of Vice Grip Garage. Probably because Harbor Freight offers tools at dirt cheap prices, of dirt cheap quality, mostly made of Chinesium. Who of us haven't broken a H.F ratchet?

"Hey Alex, you got your Hobo Freight tools? I need to work on my Dodge Neon, and I don't care if I break something."

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Hobo Toes

State of toes in between pedicures where the polish has chipped, faded, is missing, and/or calluses are growing out of your sandals.

"I wanted to wear my stilettos today but my Hobo Toes were lookin nasty."

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Tactical Hobo

Also known as a gypsy.

"The tactical hobo's horse is not as strong as the horses of ancient Greece."

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hobo jesus

A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi)

"Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"

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hobo gold

Alumimun Cans collected for the refund.

I saw an old man covered in filth pushing a shopping cart filled with hobo gold down the streets of Tucson. I'm sure he drank the finest Mad Dog that evening.

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Hobo Meal

When you have no plates or dishes to cook with. Typically when camping.
Get a campfire going.
Get tinfoil and get a decent size square sheet out. Put a ball or patty of hamburger meat in the middle. cut up potatoes and throw in with the burger. you can add onions, carrots whatever you want for extras and seasoning. Get another piece of tinfoil and fold up all the ends and corners so the ingredients don't fall out.
Now put the tinfoil with your meal on the fire. Works best with no flames, but on hot coals of the fire. Let it cook 15 -20 minutes. Amazing meal.

What do you want to eat tonight for dinner? We don't have any plates or dishes.
Lets cook hobo meals. They are life changing.

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