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if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.
in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.
PETER: hey babe, want to head back to my place?
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!
DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.
tops, the best, no one is better than you
I'm the best dancer in here, bar none.
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Pronunciation: ba*jet*bar
Function: noun
buying a bottle of your favorite alcohol from your neighborhood grocery store to swig before attending the main event (concert, club, etc.) so that you are already intoxicated and not have to buy numerous amounts of expensive cocktails to get hammered great for broke friends
1.) Yo' Hadoukenn, you wanna hit up the BUDGET BAR before heading out to the club tonight, yadada?
2.) The Bukkake Crew and the Disciples of Rhythm hit up the BUDGET BAR not because they're cheap, but because they're smart businessmen
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In Australia, a 50$ note. Not the highest currency in Australia but the one you will always get from a ATM withdrawal. We call it gold bars because its just as precious as a gold bullion, looks like one too.
Me: Aye, I got me some gold bars today.
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When a nigga just can't rhyme for shit (on their trash ass Soundcloud shit)
this Ps and Qs ass niggas need to get off their Lil Uzi shit like y'all stay spittin' straight struggle bars
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Bar Curling is a game much like regular curling. It is done on the top of a bar with two glass bottles. It originated at a local fraternity many years ago at Michigan Tech in Houghton, Michigan. Beta Sigma Theta are the founders of this incredible sport. Its played in teams of two. The two people take turns throwing the empty glass beer bottles towards the other end of the bar when the other team is waiting to catch them. There are 4 different points (Drinks, there are 12 in one cup of beer no matter size) that you can score. A slam is thrown when the bottle is hanging over the edge of the bar. The points 1,3 and 6 can also be thrown by landing in the zone for the points noted by lines on the bar top. This game will get you shit-faced if played right. It has been imitated but will never be duplicated.
"Bar Curling" Its my turn to throw. I get to slide the beer bottles down the freshly waxed bar towards my opponents and it stops and is hanging over the bar. They flip the bottle over and slam their beer. They can't throw until they have drank for the points I threw.
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when you gracefully skate into the slot after dangling through all five of the other teams benders and nip the goalie while the biscuit hits the crossbar and goes down into the net and then you celly like there is no tomorrow
bro i was in the all-star shoot-out and i went bar mexico on the Jonathan Quick of the league!
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