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if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.
A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!
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Feeling an intense sexual desire. Can happen at anytime, for no reason at all.
For boys: causes a boner (dick gets hard and sticks up).
For girls: gets wet.
For boys, a good way to get un-horny is to imagine your grandma... naked. Unless you like that kind of thing. *wink*
After their first date, Craig and Ann go over to his place, both feeling a little horny. Sitting on Craig's living room couch, they begin to kiss, Ann's tongue teasing Craig. She undoes her bra and rips off his shirt as her throbbing pussy grows wet with pleasure. Craig undoes his belt and rips off Ann's shirt. Soon they are both naked and writhing on top of each other.
Craig slides her fingers into Ann's pussy and fingers the shit out of her. He teases her nipples with his tongue as she moans in pleasure. His dick is very hard and big. Soon Ann is giving Craig a blowjob, pumping hard. She swallows, like a good girl.
Craig's big dick enters Ann's pussy and she screams in delight. Craig kisses her while thrusting his hips. Ann's moans and screams grow louder as she reaches her boiling point. She cums all over Craig and he cums inside of her.
Sex is over for now. They take a short break and start all over again.
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thank you definition #7. horny: the act of being sexually happy.
this is for everyone and i hope you get horny by the end ;).
Jamie woke up and couldn't get definition #7 of horny on urbandictionary.com out of her head. so she went to school quite horny and was extremely horny by the end of the day. she had to wait an hour and a half before the basketball game started so she went in the empty bleachers and waited still extremely horny. so she took of her skirt and underwear and started to rub her pussy. then the hottest guy in school jake came running up and asked if he could join her. she saw the giant bulge in his basketball shorts and ripped them off for him and gave him a lap dance after ripping his boxers off too. she did not refuse him sex but humped the shit out of him. then the second hottest guy came up and started a threesome with the two. jamie let him titty fuck her. his cock was throbbing so hard and she felt so horny she thought she would explode. then the rest of the team showed and she had sex with all of them but putting their condoms of with her teeth first. the guys lost the game and their virginity that night but didn't care.
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To want pleasure in your cock or in your pussy. I hope my life stories will make you want to fuck yourself
One day I was really horny so I took a hair brush and stroked it in and out of my pussy slowly. Soon I wanted more so I started putting it deep inside of my pussy. I was going really fast and really hard. I started to let out moans of pleasure. Suddenly I stopped and took the brush out and it was dripping wet. I started rubbing my wet clit with my fingers and putting the hair brush deep in my throat. I was very sexually aroused after that.
One day I woke up from sleeping. I peeped in my parents room and saw my step father laying on his back with no underwear on. His dick was so beautiful. It was just laying on top. It was big. I wanted to touch it really badly. I couldn’t stop thinking about his cock inside of me. I finger myself about the thought of him fucking me. I peek at him while he’s in the shower. I would love to fuck him in the shower. Next time he is sleeping I’m going to pull his pants down and suck his dick until he cum in my mouth.
Next time you are horny just take a hairbrush or something that is cylinder shaped and put it in your pussy. You can use your fingers also.
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When a person really wants to have sex.
A man's dicks get hard
A woman's pussy gets wet
I was bored and my rents were out of town so I called up my boyfreind the QB for th football team and told him how horny I was after looking at all the deffinitions on Urban Dictionary. He rushed over I waited for him in black lace thongs and bra. He quickly tore off both our clothes. I gave him a blow job and then he started to eat me out. After I had an orgasam he stuck his long hard cock into me. I fliped him over and was on top I was thrusting so hard and the orgasam felt so good. He called up his football buddies and they brang over their girlfriends and we had a big orgy. After they all left we went into a 69 and fell asleep after a while. That was the best day ever!
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The phase when your genitals start to become sexually aroused.
Male Genital: It gets Rock Hard
Female Genital: It starts to get wet
Brother: Oh that girl’s booty looks so good, I’m starting to get horny
*Brother gets rock hard*
Brother: Imma approach her and get that good stuff
*Brother taps the girl*
Sister: Oh hey brother what do you want?
Brother: Uh......
*Sister looks down and sees brother’s schlong*
Sister: bruh
Brother: So uh... you wanna still do it?
Girl: hell noooooo
*Sister starts feeling wet because of brother’s sexy schlong and smirks*
Sister: actually since our parents aren’t home.....
sweet home Alabama intensifies
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