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Those new fangled weapons that you can see through!
That's why we can't find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, they're nuclear weapons!
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A bullshit scenario concocted during the Cold War to scare the US into giving in to the Soviets.
It goes like this: the fires produced by the nuclear bombing of targets would inject large amounts of smoke into the atmosphere. The smoke would coalesce into a layer that would block sunlight from reaching Earth's surface. A massive drop in temperatures would result. Here's where the scare tactics kick in: the lack of sunlight would deprive plants of vital energy, causing an extinction event.
This sob story was busted in a 1986 paper called "Nuclear Winter Reappraised." However, the paper was ignored, and fear of nuclear winter continues to subsist.
The people who came up with "nuclear winter" were not objective scientists but partisan agitators. Their goal was to see the U.S. back down from the Cold War. The most prominent scientist, Carl Sagan, was an enthusiastic proponent of nuclear disarmenent.
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A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius
They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
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When defecating, the biggest, most awesomely large dump that you haven't had in a good long time. Usually arises from not crapping for more than 48 hours or when coming off of constipation. Called so because the waste is so big, it's like a nuclear submarine trying to leave the bowels, which is a very large submarine. An atomic dump.
Today I went over Memere's house and launched a nuclear submarine.
Try as he might, the nuclear submarine deep in Gorby's colon wouldn't come free, until he had some Taco Bell and it was launched in the public restroom.
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that feeling you get after smoking high grade Marijuana where there pressure around around your spirit
I just smoked that preroll and got blasted with nuclear energy
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When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).
Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.
Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.
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