Nugget

A derisory name given to those considered helpless, feeble or someway pathetic. Orig. poss. Liverpool UK. Lower working class usage.

Nerdy guy in glasses trips/drops something/walks past
Assembled Youths: "Aaaah, ya fuckin' NUGGET!"

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nugget

a state of being. we aren't really sure what it means. see "off-kilter."

Sometimes I feel like a nugget.

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Nugget

Slang for head

"I stuck my head out the window,told him floor it the most and let my nugget ping off a light post" - Violent J from ICP

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nugget

A piece toilet paper or shit tanglel-rolled with butt hairs. Usually discovered when crack scrubbing in the shower or when something strange drifts in the bathtub around your knees. If left unattended, they dangle and rub and build up to a knoted ball which eventually pulls the hairs out.

"Joe is such a slob, I just saw an eight-day combo nugget rolled out of his pants leg."

"I bet her nuggets clang like windchimes when she squats."

Use wet wipes if you have the runs or you'll start a nugget farm.

"Do Not go down on that unless you want to floss with nugget strings."

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Nugget

A word used to describe, name, or emphasize ANYTHING.

If you spill coffee all over your white shirt, yell "AWW NUGGET!"

If someone is being mean, then politely ask, "May I check if there is a NUGGET up your butt, cause it sure seems like it."

If you love someone more than anything, say "I love you more than NUGGETS!"

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Nuggeted

The act of turning an extremely poorly performing pro-sports team into a winning team.

"The Rockies have totally Nuggeted themselves!"

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nuggets

nuggets can refer to:

good quality weed

the Lakers basketball team

the part of the chicken that cannot be found

1.) dude let's blaze some frothy nugs

2.) GO NUGGETS!

3.) chicken nuggets are so sketchy yet so delicious

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