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National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

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post-obese rack

typically, a very hot woman with a large set of breasts only because she used to be obese.

Joe: That Lisa has such an amazing pair!
Sam: Yeah, she gained 20 pounds then lost it all just for the post-obese rack!

by Jfishy May 26, 2011


Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010


The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn June 14, 2012


Obesity

Fat

Tyler has obesity which means he needs to lose weight.

by ViewMyTweet December 4, 2019


Obesity

Obesity is something that have existed since 1887.

The obesity vaccine came out in
1926 and the first person who
got the vaccine was Fat Jessy.

Fat Jessy survived obesity.

“How did you survive obesity, Fat Jessy?”
“I took the obesity vaccine and didn’t eat for 45 days. After that I got so skinny”

by Candice Jessy October 27, 2021