National Obesity Awareness Day

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No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

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Obese cow

A morbidly obese cow

Oh look its an obese cow

Jaz obese

Jazz is a nice person but a slut and could be a bitch but other then that obese jazz is okay!

:londen your ugly
Anthony: I guess I’m a jaz obese

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

Morbidly obese

Faheem is Greek for morbidly obese

Faheem is morbidly obese

Obese Pelican

A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.

Have you met an Obese Pelican?

Yah, he’s really weird.