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National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

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Obese Pelican

A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.

Have you met an Obese Pelican?

Yah, he’s really weird.

by That Girl That is A Hannah June 19, 2019


post-obese rack

typically, a very hot woman with a large set of breasts only because she used to be obese.

Joe: That Lisa has such an amazing pair!
Sam: Yeah, she gained 20 pounds then lost it all just for the post-obese rack!

by Jfishy May 26, 2011


Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010


The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn June 14, 2012


obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

by MutualContemptSociety November 21, 2022