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National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

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Obese Pelican

A weird kid. Is strangely capable of walking, as they are an Obese Pelican.

Have you met an Obese Pelican?

Yah, he’s really weird.

by That Girl That is A Hannah June 19, 2019


Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010


The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn June 14, 2012


post-obese rack

typically, a very hot woman with a large set of breasts only because she used to be obese.

Joe: That Lisa has such an amazing pair!
Sam: Yeah, she gained 20 pounds then lost it all just for the post-obese rack!

by Jfishy May 26, 2011


obesed

Obesed Means Obsessed 😩✋

Girl: I’m obesed with you!
Boy: same I’m obesed with you too!!!

by Faith Jordyn April 29, 2021